You might think I’m your average spooky, queer goth girl who lives in a haunted house with spiders, bones, bugs, and witchy shit with a girlfriend who has a girlfriend who has a husband.

But I’m much more than that.

I’m a hitwoman.

They pay, I slay.

Oh, by the way, those bones that decorate my house (as well as other things) are little keepsakes from my victims.

Psst, spoiler alert: I also keep their dicks and eyeballs.

Anyway, I kill men who have a hearing issue... you know, the ones who can’t hear the word “no” when a woman says it?

Yeah, that’s me.

I’m Mommy.

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Suck Mommy's Piss Flaps is a Dark Halloween Erotic Thriller, with the lead heroin being a feisty hitwoman in a love triangle, who's out to put away the bad men in the world. It's like feminine rage but on crack.

P.S... if you need a further warning after reading the title and continue to read it anyway (and get offended) then jokes on you.